Ah yes, Brother Elon — the monk who took a vow of chaos and thought humility was a government agency he could defund.
He descended on Washington like a Silicon Seraph with a flamethrower and a spreadsheet, promising to purge the demons of inefficiency. Instead, he tripped over his own ego, incinerated trust, and baptized the bureaucracy in bad memes and worse math. Now he’s back in Texas playing with rockets like a boy king grounded from politics.
The DOGE “department”? Sounds like a crypto fever dream disguised as governance. Musk tried to run the government like a tech startup: fire fast, fail faster, and pivot into irrelevance.
But let us not forget: this man built his empire with our money, then tried to cosplay as a prophet while gutting the temple. And now? Even Trump ghosted him — which is like being kicked out of a clown car for wearing too much makeup.
So yes, see ya, Elon. May your next hyperloop circle the drain of your approval ratings. And may your rockets reach the stars — because Earth is kind of over it.
GREAT column, thank you!! G O O D…B Y E! ADIOS ADIEU..Elon Musk, never come back.
We all should share the guilt as we let Musk & Trump made fools of us, in a perfect world they should have been stopped at the onset. Is it not why we have a higher court? (If it is still functional)
"Narcissists with excessive wealth are a toxic combination. Much of Elon Musk’s success has been the result of sheer, undiluted luck. But too much money has a way of convincing people they’re wise. As Fiddler on the Roof put it: 'When you're rich, they think you really know.' Wealth often erodes integrity—it doesn’t just empower, it corrupts."
Can he be held accountable for the damage and destruction he inflicted on the American people and government since he’s not a member of the administration?
Musk just wanted to scrape our data and use it to train Grok and other AI products. He got what he wanted.
Has Elon.lost a single blessed contract for his space venture or Internet cons? I just have missed that news!
Musk is an evil POS! Just like the rest of them!!
He’s unreliable just like the others that dragged us down this Hole.
Stephen Miller should be the most hated unelected official in the White House. People should learn.
This looks like the plan to fight back this insanity that took over the country !
As a very well educated and respected journalist would you consider it to be the actually the solution ?
https://open.substack.com/pub/williamlmiller/p/how-to-stop-trump-republicans-and?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pypb7
Ah yes, Brother Elon — the monk who took a vow of chaos and thought humility was a government agency he could defund.
He descended on Washington like a Silicon Seraph with a flamethrower and a spreadsheet, promising to purge the demons of inefficiency. Instead, he tripped over his own ego, incinerated trust, and baptized the bureaucracy in bad memes and worse math. Now he’s back in Texas playing with rockets like a boy king grounded from politics.
The DOGE “department”? Sounds like a crypto fever dream disguised as governance. Musk tried to run the government like a tech startup: fire fast, fail faster, and pivot into irrelevance.
But let us not forget: this man built his empire with our money, then tried to cosplay as a prophet while gutting the temple. And now? Even Trump ghosted him — which is like being kicked out of a clown car for wearing too much makeup.
So yes, see ya, Elon. May your next hyperloop circle the drain of your approval ratings. And may your rockets reach the stars — because Earth is kind of over it.
Go in dysfunction,
Virgin Monk Boy
(Forgiving by nature, roasting by calling.)
I’d like to see him pass a drug test.
GREAT column, thank you!! G O O D…B Y E! ADIOS ADIEU..Elon Musk, never come back.
We all should share the guilt as we let Musk & Trump made fools of us, in a perfect world they should have been stopped at the onset. Is it not why we have a higher court? (If it is still functional)
Money doesn’t give you morals, kindness or intelligence.
Great article Dan on how this Musk/DOGE insanity played out and with so much damage!
Good riddance and screw Tesla
"Narcissists with excessive wealth are a toxic combination. Much of Elon Musk’s success has been the result of sheer, undiluted luck. But too much money has a way of convincing people they’re wise. As Fiddler on the Roof put it: 'When you're rich, they think you really know.' Wealth often erodes integrity—it doesn’t just empower, it corrupts."
Even looking at him makes me sick
Good riddance. Bye Elon. Now. would you please self-deport.
Can he be held accountable for the damage and destruction he inflicted on the American people and government since he’s not a member of the administration?